me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race
why do I get invited to kids parties
cause you’re harry potter, that’s all the fuck you do.
Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched
Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
Abandoned 123 year old school
For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool.
this is a building not a plant